Tapori Language Class

This is how you teach your children the Tapori language:

Santa Bhai MBBS

Santa was giving his medical entrance exam. He gave definitions as follows:

Antibody:
Against everybody

Artery:
Study of fine art paintings

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Desi Dentist

Street Dental Service..

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Tax Structure in India

Question 1.. : What are you doing?
Ans. : Business.
Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!

Question 2 : What are you doing in Business?
Ans. : Selling the Goods.
Tax : PAY SALES TAX!

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Desi Trees

Miracle of Nature.

काली बिल्ली क्या बोलेगी ?

एक सफ़ेद बिल्ली पानी में गिर गई,

तो पास बैठी काली बिल्ली क्या बोलेगी ?

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सोचो …

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Grandma doing Desi Yoga

Enjoy seeing this grandma doing desi Yoga:

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Why not Papa?

Papa : Beti pehlay to tum mujhey Papa kehti thein ... Lekin ab tum mujhey Dad kehti ho , akhir Kyun ???

Beti : Oh DaD , PaPa kehnay sey meri LipStick kharab hoti hai...

Desi Man in Multi National Company

Desi Man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone, "Get me a coffee quickly!"

The voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?"

No", replied desi man.

"It's the Managing Director of the company, you fool!"

Desi man shouted back, "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?"

"No", replied the Managing Director.

"Thats Good!", replied desi man and put down the phone!

The Great Rajnikant

Behind every successful man, there is a Rajnikant.

10 Amazing Hidden Facts

Here are the amazing 10 facts still hidden from us:

1) 90% of people in Australia don't drink milk.

2) Snake's vision is up to 5 km....

3) A man can touch sun if his body is completely surrounded by mercury.

4) No twins have been born up till now in Greenland.

5) 70 percent of Spanish people prefer to watch Bollywood movies.

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Looking at Husband's Face

Santa and Banta's wife were talking.

"Do you look at your husband's face when you have sex?"

"I did once & he looked really angry."

"Why angry?"

"Because he was watching through the window!"

Why Superman is an Indian?

Desi Man: You know, I belive Superman is an Indian.

Sardar: Why is that?

Desi Man: Because It is only our country where a man can travel faster than trains.

Psychiatrists vs. Desi Man

Santa always had a fear of someone hiding under his bed at night. So he went to a psychiatrist and told him. "I've got a problem. Every time I go to bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. Do you think I'm going crazy??"

"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the psychiatrist. "Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..."

"How much do you charge?"

"200 Rupees a visit," replied the psychiatrist.

"Oh, that's expensive, I'll sleep on it," he said.

Six months later they met on the street.

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