A Short Shayree...

Ek ladki akeli jaa rahi thi...

Ek ladka saamne se aa raha tha

Dono bilkul paas aa gaye

Ladka side ho gaya

Ladki chali gayi

MORAL: Har ladka kamina nai hote.

What is this MP ?

Officer : What Is Your Name ?
Desi Man : M P. Sir

Officer : Tell Me Properly
Desi Man : Mohan Pal Sir

Officer : Your Father's Name ?
Desi Man : M P. Sir

Officer : What Does That Mean ?
Desi Man : Manmohan Pal Sir

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Obama: Osama mile to use fod do!

Gandhiji: Hinsa achchi baat nahi, chhod do!

Einstein: Samay rukta nahi to use mod do!

Manmohan: Gaaon ki unnati k liye unhe road do!

Arnold: Biceps banane ke liye unpe load do!

Bill gates: Windows ko unlock karne ke liye use code do!

ACP Pradyuman: Dekhte kya ho Daya, darwaza tod do !!

English Vs. Hindi

English and Hindi always contradict each other. Just see here some examples:

The Sooner The Better.
Jaldi Ka Kaam Shetan Ka Hota Hai.

Talk Of The Devil And The Devil Is Here.
Bari Lambi Umar Hai, Abhi Tumhari Baat Kar Rahay Thay.

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If facebook existed in the times of Ramayana

Ram uploads status- "Going on long vacation with babe n bro..."
Kekai likes this!
Comments:...
... Bharat- Hv fun bro..
Sita- Yipee!!!

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Geographical Explanation of a Woman

Between 18 and 22 a woman is like Africa… half discovered , half wild, naturally (beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 23 and 30 a woman is like America… well developed and open to trade, especially for high financed investors.

Between 31 and 45 a woman is like India… very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty

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Funny Educational Hindi Songs

Here are some Education related songs:

SCHOOL-Apni to paatshala masti ki pathshala.

TUTION-Idhar chali mai udhar chali.

MATHS-Ajeeb dastan h yeh,kaha suru kha khatam.

SCIENCE-Aa khusi se kudkushi karle.

GEOGRAPHY- Musafir hoon yaaro.

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Girls and Boys in Facebook

What Happens When a Girl Put :( as her Facebook Status...

Girls Comments:

1. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! :O Kya Hua..?

2. Hey, Every Thing Okay ? Should I Call ? :(

3. Hey, Don't Be Sad. Tell Me What Happened? :/

4. Everything's Gonna Be Okay Baby, Chill :*

[ Now what happens When a Guy Put :( in his status...

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Funny Quotes about Man-Woman Relationships

l किसी व्यक्ति से यह पूछा जाना कि वह लव-मैरिज करना पसंद करेगा या अरेंज-मैरिज, कुछ वैसा ही है जैसे किसी से यह पूछा जाना कि वह ख़ुदकुशी करना पसंद करेगा या फिर क़त्ल होना ।

l शादी के बाद पुरुष अपनी गलतियाँ कभी याद नहीं रखते, क्योंकि एक ही बात को दो लोगों के याद रखने का कोई मतलब नहीं है ।

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Full form of GIRL and BOYS

GIRL:

G – Gussa hamesha naak pe
I – Innocent sirf shakal se
R – Rone ki automatic machine
L – Ladai mein sabki naani.

BOYS:

B - Badmashiyon mein sab se Aage.
O - Ollu Ki Tarah raat mein Jaage.
Y - Yaarian Nibhate Jaan Laga Ke.
S - Shareef Sirf Maa Baap ke Aage.

Some Modern Desi Definitions

Dimag: Vicharo ki factory.

School: 5 hrs ki jail

College: Yuvao ka bagicha

Professor: 1 hour ka radio

Lawyer: Paaglo ka anubhavi

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सबसे बेहतरीन चीज़...

कई सालों की रिसर्च के बाद,

तमाम दुनिया के डॉक्टर,

इस नतीजे पर पहुंचे हैं कि

जुकाम के लिए सबसे बेहतरीन चीज़ -

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37 Reasons Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Women

One of our clever sardar's argument on why motorcycles are better than a woman:

1. Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2,000 miles.

2. Motorcycles' curves never sag.

3. Motorcycles last longer.

4. Motorcycles don't get pregnant.

5. You can ride a Motorcycle any time of the month.

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Desi style of English Alphabets

A for apple
B for bada apple
C for chhota apple
D for dusra apple
E for ek aur apple
F for fokat ka apple
G for gol apple
H for hazar apple
I for itney saarey apple?

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Brain Teasers

Here are some funny brain teasers. Try to your best.

1. What is the easiest way to throw a ball, have it stop, and completely reverse direction after traveling a short distance?
2. What is at the beginning of eternity, the end of time, the beginning of every end, and the end of every place? When things go wrong, what can you always count on?
3. What is always behind you but you can never touch it?
4. I am never the first to speak but I am always the last to be heard. Who am I?
5. We were born of the same mother, on the same day, at the same hour and in the same year. Yet we are not twins. How do you explain this?
6. Two fathers and two sons were seated round a table. There were four apples on the table. Each of them took one apple and ate it entirely yet there was still one apple left on the table. How was this possible?
7. Before Mount Everest was discovered which was the highest mountain in the world?
8. Here everything is not always in order. For example, Friday comes before Thursday, the cart comes before the horse, the driver comes before the employer. Where are we?
9. When I am alive I stay put where I am. It is only when I am dead that I move about here and there. Who am I?
10. How can you be behind a person when that person is also behind you?

Answers below:

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Tax Structure in India

Question 1.. : What are you doing?
Ans. : Business.
Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!

Question 2 : What are you doing in Business?
Ans. : Selling the Goods.
Tax : PAY SALES TAX!

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काली बिल्ली क्या बोलेगी ?

एक सफ़ेद बिल्ली पानी में गिर गई,

तो पास बैठी काली बिल्ली क्या बोलेगी ?

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सोचो …

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