Sardarji and the Paki Neighbors

Two Radical Pakistani boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a Sardarji sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, Sardarji kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Paki in the window seat said, 'I need to get up and get a coke.'

'Don't get up,' said the Sardarji, 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you.'

As soon as he left, one of the Paki picked up the Sardarji's shoe and spat in it. When the Sardarji returned with the coke, the other Paki said, 'That looks good, I'd really like one, too.'

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Emergency Wisdom

The boss who was on the 25th floor of the building called up one of his sardar clerk on the ground floor for an important file. Since it was rather urgent

The boss told the clerk it was an emergency and that he should hurry with the file.

After more than 30 minutes the clerk appears all tired and panting for breath.

The Boss asks him why he was panting and what caused the huge delay.

The clerk replies,'Boss when I went to the lift it said 'During an emergency please use the staircase'

Sing is the real King

Why Punjabis do well in any field.....

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.

5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Mr. Singh.

Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.

2000 people leave the room.

Mr. Singh says to himself,'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'

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Sardarji and the Pakis

Two Radical Pakistani boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a Sardarji sat down in the aisle seat.

After takeoff, Sardarji kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Paki in the window seat said,"I need to get up and get a coke."

"Don't get up,' said the Sardarji, "I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you."

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Searching the lost child

Banta: Tume itna kisne mara?

Santa: Mere padosi ka bacha gum gya!

Banta: To tumne aisa kya keh diya?

Santa: Maine kaha Google pe Srch karle...

दांत कैसे टूट गए ?

डाक्टर : आपके 3 दांत कैसे टूट गए ?

संता : जी वो मेरी पत्नी ने कड़क रोटी बनाई थी !

डाक्टर : तो खाने से मना कर देते !

संता : जी वही तो किया था!

A Furniture dealer from Punjab

A Sardar Jee who was a furniture dealer from Punjab, decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find.

After arriving in Paris, he visited with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home. To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro and have a glass of wine. As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, and that the other chair at his table was the only vacant seat in the house.

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The Sardar CEO

Santa Singh takes over at a struggling company as a CEO and decides to get rid of all the slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, Santa notices a guy leaning on a wall. He can't believe this guy would just stand around on the job.

The new CEO walks up to the guy leaning against the wall and asks, "What are you doing here?"

"I'm just waiting to get paid," responds the man.

Furious, Santa asks "How much money do you make a week?"

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Why Sardar jee Failed in Exam ?

संता अंग्रेजी के पेपर में फ़ैल हो गया, ट्रांसलेशन की वजह से -

1. मैं एक आम आदमी हूँ.

I AM A MANGO MAN.

2.मुझे इंग्लिश आती है.

ENGLISH COMES TO ME.

3. मेरा ताल्लुक हरिपुर हजारा  से है.

I BELONG TO HARIPUR THOUSANDA.

4. सड़क पर गोलियाँ चल रही हैं.

TABLETS ARE WALKING ON THE ROAD.

Testing the Virginity

संता की सुहागरात पर उसके पिता ने उसे एक बंदूक दी और कहा - “अगर वह कुंआरी हो तो हवा में गोली चलाना, नहीं तो उसे ही शूट कर देना.”

पहली रात को संता ने हवा में गोली चलाई.

दूसरी रात बीवी को शूट कर दिया.

Santa Singh and his Wish

Santa Singh and his wife had been married for 40 years and also celebrated their 60th birthdays.

During the celebration, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all these years, she would give them one wish each.

Being the faithful, loving spouse for all these years, naturally Santa's wife wanted for herself and her husband to have a romantic vacation together, so she wished for them to travel around the world.

The fairy waved her wand and boom! … The wife had the tickets in her hand.

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Sardar's Advise for Rainy Season

Indecent Exposure

Santa Singh's wife is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Madam, you may be on jail for indecent exposure?"

She says, "Why, officer?"

"Because your breast is hanging out."

She looks down and says, "OH MY GOODNESS! I left the baby on the bus again!"

सरदार जी का गणित

संता सेना में भर्ती होने के लिए परीक्षा देने गया.

परीक्षक – ३ + ५ कितने होते हैं ?

संता – ८.

परीक्षक – ७ + ३ ?

संता – १०.

परीक्षक – ८ + ८ ?

संता – पता नहीं सर.

परीक्षक – क्यों ?

संता – क्योंकि मेरे पास सिर्फ १० ही उँगलियाँ हैं !!!

Convention on Sardars Are Not Stupid

80,000 sardars meet in a stadium, for a " Sardars Are Not stupid " Convention.

The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that Sardars are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer ? "

A sardar gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The leader asks him, "What is 15 plus 15 ? "

After 15 or 20 seconds he says, " Eighteen ! "

Obviously everyone is a little disappointed.

Then 80,000 sardars start cheering, "Give him another chance! Give him another chance ! "

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Sardar the Husband

A Sardar gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.

He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.

”What’’s up?” he says.

”I’m having a heart attack,” cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he’s dialling. his five-year-old son comes up and says, “Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Surender is hiding in your wardrobe and he’s got no clothes on!”

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Busy Sardar

Santa joined new job...

1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.

Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.

Santa: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Sardar's Eye Problem

Banta Singh goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there.

Banta complains, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes."

The receptionist asks, "Have you ever seen a doctor?"

Banta replies, "No, just spots."

Sardar Jee at Exam

A Sardar reported for his university final examination that consisted of yes/no type questions.

He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes and then, in a fit of inspiration, checks his pocket, takes a coin and starts tossing the coin, marking the answer sheet: Yes for Heads, and No for Tails.

Within half an hour he is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still sweating it out.

During the last few minutes he is seen desperately throwing the coin, muttering and sweating.

The moderator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on."I finished the exam in half an hour, but now I'm rechecking my answers."

Sardar Jokes in Pictures

There are thousands of Sardar (Blonde version of India) Jokes in the net. o4o presents some of these jokes in pictorial format. View them and have fun:

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