Do you have a Boyfriend?

A girl's phone rings with unknown number..

He: Do you have a boyfriend?

She: Yes! who are you?

He: Tera Bhai..ruk kamini ghar aata hoon teri dhulai karne!
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Another unknown call:

He: Do you have a boyfriend?

She: Oh no no! who are you?

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Who controls who?

Emergency Wisdom

The boss who was on the 25th floor of the building called up one of his sardar clerk on the ground floor for an important file. Since it was rather urgent

The boss told the clerk it was an emergency and that he should hurry with the file.

After more than 30 minutes the clerk appears all tired and panting for breath.

The Boss asks him why he was panting and what caused the huge delay.

The clerk replies,'Boss when I went to the lift it said 'During an emergency please use the staircase'

The Great Laughter

A scene at a Laughing Club in India.

Sing is the real King

Why Punjabis do well in any field.....

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.

5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Mr. Singh.

Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.

2000 people leave the room.

Mr. Singh says to himself,'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'

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What the Chest !

Wow! what a chest and the multi pack abs!!

What is this MP ?

Officer : What Is Your Name ?
Desi Man : M P. Sir

Officer : Tell Me Properly
Desi Man : Mohan Pal Sir

Officer : Your Father's Name ?
Desi Man : M P. Sir

Officer : What Does That Mean ?
Desi Man : Manmohan Pal Sir

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