Sunday, December 18, 2011

Try to answer if you can


Try to answer if you can..

This is based on minimum no of clues...!

Clue no: 1 - In an Historic match between India and England, he served as a captain.....
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Clue no: 2 - He was the Opening bowler in that match....
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New Way of Cooking


This new desi style of cooking will be more popular if the price rise in cooking fuels goes continuous.

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Sardarji and the Pakis


Two Radical Pakistani boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a Sardarji sat down in the aisle seat.

After takeoff, Sardarji kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Paki in the window seat said,"I need to get up and get a coke."

"Don't get up,' said the Sardarji, "I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you."

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Mobile Toilets in India


Beauty is not in the Face

'Beauty' is that one word which is defined by many, perceived by many in many ways. For a mass, beauty is what appeals to the eyes, for some, beauty is connected to the soul and mind of the person. All of us have different ideologies about what is 'beautiful'.

Let's have a look at these well known actress of bollywood in the past..


So physical beauty is temporary. It does not last for long. This may be the reason Kahlil Gibran has said: "Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart."

Honeymoon Safar


Ek Bar Ek Newly Married Couple Honeymoon Ke Liye Train Mein Safar Kar Rahe Thhe.

Bich Mein Ek Lambhi Andheri Surang Aayi.

Kuch Der Baad Jab Train Surang Se Bahar Aayi To Pati Ne Patni Se Kaha: “Agar Mujhko Pehle Pata Hota Ki Surang Itni Lambi Hogi To Main Tujhse Chumma Chaati Kar Leta”

Patni Hairan Hokar Boli: “Hai Ram To Fir Vo Kaun Thha??“

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

How Poor are we?


विकाउ कुत्ता


एक दुकान के बाहर लिखा था: 'इन्सानों की तरह बात करने वाला कुत्ता बिकाऊ है.'

एक आदमी दुकानदार से जाकर बोला: 'मैं उस कुत्ते को देखना चाहता हूं...' दुकानदार ने कहा: 'साथ के कमरे में बैठा है, जा कर मिल लो।'

ग्राहक उस कमरे में गया। कुर्सी पर एक हट्टा-कट्टा कुत्ता बैठा था. पूछा: 'क्यों भई, तुम यहां क्या कर रहे हो?'

कुत्ते ने बताया: 'कर तो मैं बहुत कुछ सकता हूं, लेकिन आजकल इस दुकान की रखवाली करता हूं. इससे पहले अमेरिका के जासूसी महकमे में काम करता था और कई खूंखार आतंकवादियों को पकड़वाया... फिर मैं इंग्लैंड चला गया जहां पुलिस के लिए मुखबरी करता था. एक साल बाद यहां आ गया.'

उस आदमी ने दुकानदार से पूछा: 'इतने गुणवान कुत्ते को आप बेचना क्यों चाहते हैं?'

'अव्वल नम्बर का झूठा है...' जवाब मिला.

Monday, December 5, 2011

Before and after Election


Kabhi Pulsar Chalayi Hai ?


PULSAR wala SCOOTY wali se: Kabhi pulsar chaalayi hai??

Girl tez karke aage nikal gayi….

Boy barabar me aakr: Kabhi pulsar chaalayi hai??

Girl slow ho gayi…..

Aage jakar boy ka accident ho gaya

Girl: Or chala le pulsar..

Boy:KAMINI! Yahi to puch raha tha chalai hai to bata de break kaise lagte hai??

Hawleu

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