Shahrukh Khan after Ra.one

Bonus Joke:
Ticket Clerk : Boss, no one is buying "Ra.One" tickets..
Manager : Give it free.. once they enter, close the doors and start selling 'exit' tickets at Rs 200.

Amazing Motherhood

A rare scene on the street.

Obama: Osama mile to use fod do!

Gandhiji: Hinsa achchi baat nahi, chhod do!

Einstein: Samay rukta nahi to use mod do!

Manmohan: Gaaon ki unnati k liye unhe road do!

Arnold: Biceps banane ke liye unpe load do!

Bill gates: Windows ko unlock karne ke liye use code do!

ACP Pradyuman: Dekhte kya ho Daya, darwaza tod do !!

Sex change of Tendulkar

Is this the sex change of Sachin Tendulkar or photograph of a female who looks like him.

Searching the lost child

Banta: Tume itna kisne mara?

Santa: Mere padosi ka bacha gum gya!

Banta: To tumne aisa kya keh diya?

Santa: Maine kaha Google pe Srch karle...

The Common Man

Most of the husbands, I am sure, agree this statement.

Where all the Girls go ?

दांत कैसे टूट गए ?

डाक्टर : आपके 3 दांत कैसे टूट गए ?

संता : जी वो मेरी पत्नी ने कड़क रोटी बनाई थी !

डाक्टर : तो खाने से मना कर देते !

संता : जी वही तो किया था!