The Sardar CEO

Santa Singh takes over at a struggling company as a CEO and decides to get rid of all the slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, Santa notices a guy leaning on a wall. He can't believe this guy would just stand around on the job.

The new CEO walks up to the guy leaning against the wall and asks, "What are you doing here?"

"I'm just waiting to get paid," responds the man.

Furious, Santa asks "How much money do you make a week?"

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Chemical Formula for Water

Desi Man: Beta, what is the chemical formula for water?

Son: H I J K L M N O.

Desi Man: What are you talking about?

Son: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

Express your Love

This is the way how we desi people express our love.

Why Sardar jee Failed in Exam ?

संता अंग्रेजी के पेपर में फ़ैल हो गया, ट्रांसलेशन की वजह से -

1. मैं एक आम आदमी हूँ.

I AM A MANGO MAN.

2.मुझे इंग्लिश आती है.

ENGLISH COMES TO ME.

3. मेरा ताल्लुक हरिपुर हजारा  से है.

I BELONG TO HARIPUR THOUSANDA.

4. सड़क पर गोलियाँ चल रही हैं.

TABLETS ARE WALKING ON THE ROAD.

Full form of GIRL and BOYS

GIRL:

G – Gussa hamesha naak pe
I – Innocent sirf shakal se
R – Rone ki automatic machine
L – Ladai mein sabki naani.

BOYS:

B - Badmashiyon mein sab se Aage.
O - Ollu Ki Tarah raat mein Jaage.
Y - Yaarian Nibhate Jaan Laga Ke.
S - Shareef Sirf Maa Baap ke Aage.

Testing the Virginity

संता की सुहागरात पर उसके पिता ने उसे एक बंदूक दी और कहा - “अगर वह कुंआरी हो तो हवा में गोली चलाना, नहीं तो उसे ही शूट कर देना.”

पहली रात को संता ने हवा में गोली चलाई.

दूसरी रात बीवी को शूट कर दिया.

The Thief Detecting Machine

A group of scientists invented a machine that can detect and catch thieves..

In USA it caught 20 thieves in day..

In UK 50 thieves in 10 hours...

In South Africa 80 thieves in 6 hours...

In Sudan 200 thieves in 1 hour...

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Santa Singh and his Wish

Santa Singh and his wife had been married for 40 years and also celebrated their 60th birthdays.

During the celebration, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all these years, she would give them one wish each.

Being the faithful, loving spouse for all these years, naturally Santa's wife wanted for herself and her husband to have a romantic vacation together, so she wished for them to travel around the world.

The fairy waved her wand and boom! … The wife had the tickets in her hand.

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