Photo Illusion

What did you notice in this picture? Actually this is rotated 90 degree anti clockwise. The side wall is the ground and the ground is in fact a side wall. The bottle and other nearby stuffs are fixed on the side wall.

The State of cArt Technology

It Will Never Happen Again..

India vs Australia [2004] match..

Brad Hogg took Sachin's wicket.

At the end of the match Hogg gave that Ball to Sachin for his autograph.

Sachin put his sign with one beautiful sentence,

"IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN"

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If facebook existed in the times of Ramayana

Ram uploads status- "Going on long vacation with babe n bro..."
Kekai likes this!
Comments:...
... Bharat- Hv fun bro..
Sita- Yipee!!!

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Funny Support for Anna Hazare

Very few months ago the name Anna Hazare was unknown to many people. But now, scenario has changed. He has been regarded the real hero by the common Indian people. Anna Hazare is the face of India's fight against corruption. He has taken that fight to the corridors of power and challenged the government at the highest level.

The Indian media fully supported Anna with his movement against corruption. Many funny pictures and cartoon for his support were published all over the web. Here is a little collection of them:

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Geographical Explanation of a Woman

Between 18 and 22 a woman is like Africa… half discovered , half wild, naturally (beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 23 and 30 a woman is like America… well developed and open to trade, especially for high financed investors.

Between 31 and 45 a woman is like India… very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty

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Funny Educational Hindi Songs

Here are some Education related songs:

SCHOOL-Apni to paatshala masti ki pathshala.

TUTION-Idhar chali mai udhar chali.

MATHS-Ajeeb dastan h yeh,kaha suru kha khatam.

SCIENCE-Aa khusi se kudkushi karle.

GEOGRAPHY- Musafir hoon yaaro.

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Funny Indian Transportation Pictures

Here are 20 funny pictures representing Indian transportation system... Have fun...

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An Idea can change your Life..

An !dea Can Change uR Life

But

A Girl Can Change uR Ideas

So

Always Change uR GirlFrnds tO Get New !deas

What an !dea Sirji.!!!

Hazare the Baap

Age does not matter... "Buddah Hoga Tera Baap" casting Anna Hazare

If movies were made in Bar

These would have been the title of Bollywood movies if they were made in a Bar:

1. Sita aur margarita

2. Corona pyar hai

3. Soda akbar

4. Rab ne pila di thodi ...

5. Rum whiskey se kam nahi

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Indian politician and his US Counterpart

An Indian politician went to the US to visit his counterpart. When the senator invited him home for dinner, the minister was very impressed by the lavish mansion, grounds and the costly furnishings.

He asked, "How can you afford all this on a meagre senator's salary?"

The sentaor smiled knowingly and took him to the window.

"Can you see the river?"

"Yes"

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Hum Do Hamare Do

A funny notice board by Bihar Government to aware its people about family planning.

Girls and Boys in Facebook

What Happens When a Girl Put :( as her Facebook Status...

Girls Comments:

1. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! :O Kya Hua..?

2. Hey, Every Thing Okay ? Should I Call ? :(

3. Hey, Don't Be Sad. Tell Me What Happened? :/

4. Everything's Gonna Be Okay Baby, Chill :*

[ Now what happens When a Guy Put :( in his status...

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Desi Stunt-Woman

A desi woman publicly showing her stunts..

Engineering Student and the Vet

Bimar engineering student se mummy Boli:

Jaakar Jaanwar Ke Doctor Ko Dikha, To Hi Thik Hoga..

Beta: Aisa Kyon?

Mum: Roz Subah Murge Ki Tarah Uth Jata Hai,

Ghode ki tarah bhag k college me jata hai,

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The Social Chatwala

This indicates that, in India, Facebook is not less popular than the Chat and Panipuri...

Bollywood Cabinet of Ministers

If the PM is to reshuffle his Cabinet Ministers so as to include our celebrities, this will be our Bollywood Cabinet of Ministers:

Textiles Minister: Mallika Sherawat - Very skilled at cost-cutting of cloth.

Minister of Law & Justice: Sanjay Dutt - Has thorough experience in courtrooms.

Home Minister: Fardeen Khan – Sufficient experience in staying at home most of the time.

Minister of Food Processing: Kareena Kapoor - Promises to cut budgets to size zero.

Minster of Youth Affairs: Rekha - Overqualified.

Capital of India

Teacher: Where is the CAPITAL of India ?

Student: In Swiss Bank mam..

A Furniture dealer from Punjab

A Sardar Jee who was a furniture dealer from Punjab, decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find.

After arriving in Paris, he visited with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home. To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro and have a glass of wine. As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, and that the other chair at his table was the only vacant seat in the house.

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Funny Quotes about Man-Woman Relationships

l किसी व्यक्ति से यह पूछा जाना कि वह लव-मैरिज करना पसंद करेगा या अरेंज-मैरिज, कुछ वैसा ही है जैसे किसी से यह पूछा जाना कि वह ख़ुदकुशी करना पसंद करेगा या फिर क़त्ल होना ।

l शादी के बाद पुरुष अपनी गलतियाँ कभी याद नहीं रखते, क्योंकि एक ही बात को दो लोगों के याद रखने का कोई मतलब नहीं है ।

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How many Apples can u eat in empty stomach?

Boy: How many apples can you eat in empty stomach?

Girl: I can eat 6 apples.

Boy: You can eat only 1 apple in empty stomach, coz wen you eat the 2nd apple that's not in empty stomach.

Girl: waow!! super joke.. I'll tell my friend.

Girl 2 Other Girl: How many apple can you eat in empty stomach?

Other Girl: I can eat 10.

Girl: Hatt yaar, 6 bolti toh mast joke sunati...!!!

78th Sequel of the Murder Movie

This cartoon shows what will happen when the 78th sequel of Murder will be shoot. (Source: SantaBanta.com)

क्यूँ डरता है दिल …

प्यार हुआ इकरार हुआ है …

प्यार से फिर क्यूँ डरता है दिल …

…

…

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क्यूँ न डरे दिल ?

…

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Money Management from a Beggar

Once a beggar got Rs. 100/-

He decided to have a Royal Dinner that night...

He went to a 5 star hotel... ordered food one after the other...

When the bill came...It was of Rs. 3000/-

The beggar told Manager that he did not have any money...

The Manager handed him over to the police...

The beggar gave Rs.100/- to Police and set himself free.

Our Leaders in Google

This is what we see our leaders through the eyes of Google.

Sonia Jee ka School Visit

Apni Sonia Jee 1 school visit karne gayi. 1 class me aa kar boli bachcho koi sawal puchna hai to pucho.

Papu bola mere 3 sawal hai

1) Aap khud prime minister Q nahi bani?
2) Ramleela maidan me police kisne bheji?
3) Apka kitna paisa Swiss bank me hai?

Isse pehle ki Sonia ji jawab deti half time ke bell ho gayi.

After half time..

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Walking on the Road

The new saying

"I love walking in the rain so that no one can see my tears!"

- This was the old saying.
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"I love walking in the fog so that no one can see me smoking!"

- This is the new one.
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But the latest one is:

"I love walking on the road, bcoz petrol is now crossed Rs.70 per liter!"

The Sardar CEO

Santa Singh takes over at a struggling company as a CEO and decides to get rid of all the slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, Santa notices a guy leaning on a wall. He can't believe this guy would just stand around on the job.

The new CEO walks up to the guy leaning against the wall and asks, "What are you doing here?"

"I'm just waiting to get paid," responds the man.

Furious, Santa asks "How much money do you make a week?"

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Chemical Formula for Water

Desi Man: Beta, what is the chemical formula for water?

Son: H I J K L M N O.

Desi Man: What are you talking about?

Son: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

Express your Love

This is the way how we desi people express our love.

Why Sardar jee Failed in Exam ?

संता अंग्रेजी के पेपर में फ़ैल हो गया, ट्रांसलेशन की वजह से -

1. मैं एक आम आदमी हूँ.

I AM A MANGO MAN.

2.मुझे इंग्लिश आती है.

ENGLISH COMES TO ME.

3. मेरा ताल्लुक हरिपुर हजारा  से है.

I BELONG TO HARIPUR THOUSANDA.

4. सड़क पर गोलियाँ चल रही हैं.

TABLETS ARE WALKING ON THE ROAD.

Full form of GIRL and BOYS

GIRL:

G – Gussa hamesha naak pe
I – Innocent sirf shakal se
R – Rone ki automatic machine
L – Ladai mein sabki naani.

BOYS:

B - Badmashiyon mein sab se Aage.
O - Ollu Ki Tarah raat mein Jaage.
Y - Yaarian Nibhate Jaan Laga Ke.
S - Shareef Sirf Maa Baap ke Aage.

Testing the Virginity

संता की सुहागरात पर उसके पिता ने उसे एक बंदूक दी और कहा - “अगर वह कुंआरी हो तो हवा में गोली चलाना, नहीं तो उसे ही शूट कर देना.”

पहली रात को संता ने हवा में गोली चलाई.

दूसरी रात बीवी को शूट कर दिया.

The Thief Detecting Machine

A group of scientists invented a machine that can detect and catch thieves..

In USA it caught 20 thieves in day..

In UK 50 thieves in 10 hours...

In South Africa 80 thieves in 6 hours...

In Sudan 200 thieves in 1 hour...

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Santa Singh and his Wish

Santa Singh and his wife had been married for 40 years and also celebrated their 60th birthdays.

During the celebration, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all these years, she would give them one wish each.

Being the faithful, loving spouse for all these years, naturally Santa's wife wanted for herself and her husband to have a romantic vacation together, so she wished for them to travel around the world.

The fairy waved her wand and boom! … The wife had the tickets in her hand.

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Desi Style of Biking

This happens as the unavailability of fine roads increases in India..

Pagal Bhai MBA

Ek aadmi roz subah ped ki dal pe chadh ke baith jata tha.

pucho kyun ??

?
?

MBA karke pagla gaya tha.

Apne aap ko Branch Manager samjhta tha.

Why is Lincon Unhappy?

Why GANDHi Ji Smiles on every rupees & ABRAHM L!NC0N didn't smile in dollar ?

bcoz...

American women dont keep d money inside their

"B.L.O.U.S.E.!!"

Sardar's Advise for Rainy Season

Some Modern Desi Definitions

Dimag: Vicharo ki factory.

School: 5 hrs ki jail

College: Yuvao ka bagicha

Professor: 1 hour ka radio

Lawyer: Paaglo ka anubhavi

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Love Letter of a Biscuit

Dear MARIE!

Today is a GOODDAY.

U have Krack'jacked my litle heart.

Now I am in 50-50 position.

Plz don't play Hide N Seek.

Yours Tiger

Desi Body Builder

This desi guy tried to build his body using photographic tricks but failed in various parts.

Indecent Exposure

Santa Singh's wife is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Madam, you may be on jail for indecent exposure?"

She says, "Why, officer?"

"Because your breast is hanging out."

She looks down and says, "OH MY GOODNESS! I left the baby on the bus again!"

Desire to have a White child...

Ek Madrassi Ki Nayi Nayi Shadi Hui, Aur Vo Biwi Ko Leke Honeymoon Manane Train Mein Ja Raha Thha.

Train Mein Sath Wali Seat Par Ek Angrej Bhi Betha Thha.

Madrasi Ke Dimag Mein Aya Ki Agar Main Apni Biwi Ka Sex Is Se Karwa Lu To Bachha Gora Paida Hoga

Madrassi Ne Angrej Se Puchha: “Kya Tum Meri Biwi Ke Sath Sex Karoge?”

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Mobile Theater in India

Indian people love to watch cinema. But hundreds of thousand people living in remote villages do not have easy access to cinema hall. This is why some business men operates their mobile theater. Here are some scenes of this kind of theater:




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Elephant and a Cat

Cat: How old are you?

Elephant: 5 years.

Cat: You look big.

Elephant: I am a COMPLAN BOY... and how old are you?

Cat: I am 20 years.

Elephant: But you look very small.

Cat: PONDS AGE MIRACLE !!

Where am I ?

A tourist to india desides to use hot air baloon. He enjoys a lot but a sudden hurricane makes him lost. He is out of contact and very frightened. Finally he arrives over Bihar. He looks down and sees a farmer in the fields. He opens his hindi translation book and shouts to him 'Main kaha hun?'

The Bihari farmer looks back up and shouts back, 'Chal hat burbak! Hamko buddhu samajhte ho ka? Tum ohi udan chhatrai par ho.'

Google Translation of Bollywood Dialogues

Laloo lost Election..

A major traffic jam was preventing people from moving forward.

A motorist shouted out wanting to know what was happening.

A guy from the front replied, "Well at the traffic crossing Laloo Yadav is sprawled across the road.

He is refusing to move from there!"

"But why?"

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