If movies were made in Bar

These would have been the title of Bollywood movies if they were made in a Bar:

1. Sita aur margarita

2. Corona pyar hai

3. Soda akbar

4. Rab ne pila di thodi ...

5. Rum whiskey se kam nahi

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Indian politician and his US Counterpart

An Indian politician went to the US to visit his counterpart. When the senator invited him home for dinner, the minister was very impressed by the lavish mansion, grounds and the costly furnishings.

He asked, "How can you afford all this on a meagre senator's salary?"

The sentaor smiled knowingly and took him to the window.

"Can you see the river?"

"Yes"

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Hum Do Hamare Do

A funny notice board by Bihar Government to aware its people about family planning.

Girls and Boys in Facebook

What Happens When a Girl Put :( as her Facebook Status...

Girls Comments:

1. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! :O Kya Hua..?

2. Hey, Every Thing Okay ? Should I Call ? :(

3. Hey, Don't Be Sad. Tell Me What Happened? :/

4. Everything's Gonna Be Okay Baby, Chill :*

[ Now what happens When a Guy Put :( in his status...

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Desi Stunt-Woman

A desi woman publicly showing her stunts..

Engineering Student and the Vet

Bimar engineering student se mummy Boli:

Jaakar Jaanwar Ke Doctor Ko Dikha, To Hi Thik Hoga..

Beta: Aisa Kyon?

Mum: Roz Subah Murge Ki Tarah Uth Jata Hai,

Ghode ki tarah bhag k college me jata hai,

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The Social Chatwala

This indicates that, in India, Facebook is not less popular than the Chat and Panipuri...

Bollywood Cabinet of Ministers

If the PM is to reshuffle his Cabinet Ministers so as to include our celebrities, this will be our Bollywood Cabinet of Ministers:

Textiles Minister: Mallika Sherawat - Very skilled at cost-cutting of cloth.

Minister of Law & Justice: Sanjay Dutt - Has thorough experience in courtrooms.

Home Minister: Fardeen Khan – Sufficient experience in staying at home most of the time.

Minister of Food Processing: Kareena Kapoor - Promises to cut budgets to size zero.

Minster of Youth Affairs: Rekha - Overqualified.

Capital of India

Teacher: Where is the CAPITAL of India ?

Student: In Swiss Bank mam..

A Furniture dealer from Punjab

A Sardar Jee who was a furniture dealer from Punjab, decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find.

After arriving in Paris, he visited with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home. To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro and have a glass of wine. As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, and that the other chair at his table was the only vacant seat in the house.

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Funny Quotes about Man-Woman Relationships

l किसी व्यक्ति से यह पूछा जाना कि वह लव-मैरिज करना पसंद करेगा या अरेंज-मैरिज, कुछ वैसा ही है जैसे किसी से यह पूछा जाना कि वह ख़ुदकुशी करना पसंद करेगा या फिर क़त्ल होना ।

l शादी के बाद पुरुष अपनी गलतियाँ कभी याद नहीं रखते, क्योंकि एक ही बात को दो लोगों के याद रखने का कोई मतलब नहीं है ।

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How many Apples can u eat in empty stomach?

Boy: How many apples can you eat in empty stomach?

Girl: I can eat 6 apples.

Boy: You can eat only 1 apple in empty stomach, coz wen you eat the 2nd apple that's not in empty stomach.

Girl: waow!! super joke.. I'll tell my friend.

Girl 2 Other Girl: How many apple can you eat in empty stomach?

Other Girl: I can eat 10.

Girl: Hatt yaar, 6 bolti toh mast joke sunati...!!!

78th Sequel of the Murder Movie

This cartoon shows what will happen when the 78th sequel of Murder will be shoot. (Source: SantaBanta.com)

क्यूँ डरता है दिल …

प्यार हुआ इकरार हुआ है …

प्यार से फिर क्यूँ डरता है दिल …

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क्यूँ न डरे दिल ?

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Money Management from a Beggar

Once a beggar got Rs. 100/-

He decided to have a Royal Dinner that night...

He went to a 5 star hotel... ordered food one after the other...

When the bill came...It was of Rs. 3000/-

The beggar told Manager that he did not have any money...

The Manager handed him over to the police...

The beggar gave Rs.100/- to Police and set himself free.

Our Leaders in Google

This is what we see our leaders through the eyes of Google.

Sonia Jee ka School Visit

Apni Sonia Jee 1 school visit karne gayi. 1 class me aa kar boli bachcho koi sawal puchna hai to pucho.

Papu bola mere 3 sawal hai

1) Aap khud prime minister Q nahi bani?
2) Ramleela maidan me police kisne bheji?
3) Apka kitna paisa Swiss bank me hai?

Isse pehle ki Sonia ji jawab deti half time ke bell ho gayi.

After half time..

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Walking on the Road

The new saying

"I love walking in the rain so that no one can see my tears!"

- This was the old saying.
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"I love walking in the fog so that no one can see me smoking!"

- This is the new one.
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But the latest one is:

"I love walking on the road, bcoz petrol is now crossed Rs.70 per liter!"

The Sardar CEO

Santa Singh takes over at a struggling company as a CEO and decides to get rid of all the slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, Santa notices a guy leaning on a wall. He can't believe this guy would just stand around on the job.

The new CEO walks up to the guy leaning against the wall and asks, "What are you doing here?"

"I'm just waiting to get paid," responds the man.

Furious, Santa asks "How much money do you make a week?"

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Chemical Formula for Water

Desi Man: Beta, what is the chemical formula for water?

Son: H I J K L M N O.

Desi Man: What are you talking about?

Son: Yesterday you said it's H to O.