Shahrukh Khan after Ra.one

Bonus Joke:
Ticket Clerk : Boss, no one is buying "Ra.One" tickets..
Manager : Give it free.. once they enter, close the doors and start selling 'exit' tickets at Rs 200.

Amazing Motherhood

A rare scene on the street.

Obama: Osama mile to use fod do!

Gandhiji: Hinsa achchi baat nahi, chhod do!

Einstein: Samay rukta nahi to use mod do!

Manmohan: Gaaon ki unnati k liye unhe road do!

Arnold: Biceps banane ke liye unpe load do!

Bill gates: Windows ko unlock karne ke liye use code do!

ACP Pradyuman: Dekhte kya ho Daya, darwaza tod do !!

Sex change of Tendulkar

Is this the sex change of Sachin Tendulkar or photograph of a female who looks like him.

Searching the lost child

Banta: Tume itna kisne mara?

Santa: Mere padosi ka bacha gum gya!

Banta: To tumne aisa kya keh diya?

Santa: Maine kaha Google pe Srch karle...

The Common Man

Most of the husbands, I am sure, agree this statement.

Where all the Girls go ?

दांत कैसे टूट गए ?

डाक्टर : आपके 3 दांत कैसे टूट गए ?

संता : जी वो मेरी पत्नी ने कड़क रोटी बनाई थी !

डाक्टर : तो खाने से मना कर देते !

संता : जी वही तो किया था!

The Jersy Number 10

His jersy number is 10

Age: 37=3+7=10

Hight: 5 feet 5 inch=5+5=10

World Cup wining date: 2/4/2011=2+4+2+0+1+1=10

World Cup after 28 years: 2+8=10

Strike rate in WC: 91=9+1=10

Truely 10dulkar...Sachin Tendulkar!!

Customer Friendly ATM

You may have known about customer friendly ATMs. Its a great thing that Punjab National Bank has come up with cow-friendly ATMs.

English Vs. Hindi

English and Hindi always contradict each other. Just see here some examples:

The Sooner The Better.
Jaldi Ka Kaam Shetan Ka Hota Hai.

Talk Of The Devil And The Devil Is Here.
Bari Lambi Umar Hai, Abhi Tumhari Baat Kar Rahay Thay.

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Soni Girlfriend

Modern Gods

The Biker Bhole Baba with his wife and son.

Things in boys room...

Things in boys room...

Before marriage,

1. Perfumes

2. Love letters

3. Gifts

4. Cards

5. iPhone

After marriage,

1. Pain killers

2. Loan papers

3. Unpaid bills

4. Nokia 3310

Find the Differences

Facebook Passwords of Celebrities

AbHiShEk bAcHcHaN - P AsH WoRd

AmItAbH BaChChAn - rEkHa

sHaHrUkH KhAn - pPpPaSsWoRd

MaDhUrI DiXiT - 12345678910111213

sHaHiD KaPuR - PaFfWoRd

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Photo Illusion

What did you notice in this picture? Actually this is rotated 90 degree anti clockwise. The side wall is the ground and the ground is in fact a side wall. The bottle and other nearby stuffs are fixed on the side wall.

The State of cArt Technology

It Will Never Happen Again..

India vs Australia [2004] match..

Brad Hogg took Sachin's wicket.

At the end of the match Hogg gave that Ball to Sachin for his autograph.

Sachin put his sign with one beautiful sentence,

"IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN"

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If facebook existed in the times of Ramayana

Ram uploads status- "Going on long vacation with babe n bro..."
Kekai likes this!
Comments:...
... Bharat- Hv fun bro..
Sita- Yipee!!!

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