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Teachers Day Wish

Happy Teachers Day to all the teachers in this world.

Back to 90s

Summer Solution

When someone says "Bahut garmi hai yaar!!!"

hand them a packet of Lays and say "Lo hawa khaa lo"

Beer Puri

Have you tried beer in puri. Have it, you will find fantastic.

Bank Loan

HDFC Bank should have recognized the customer..

A Short Shayree...

Ek ladki akeli jaa rahi thi...

Ek ladka saamne se aa raha tha

Dono bilkul paas aa gaye

Ladka side ho gaya

Ladki chali gayi

MORAL: Har ladka kamina nai hote.

What happened this Rakhi?

Lady on Phone

Lady on Pone..

Lady: Hi Sir, I want to meet and talk to you. You are the father of one of my Kids.

Man Stunnd,

Omg! Are yoy Riya?
No

Anu?
No

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Bollywood Dishes

Delicious Indian food named after Bollywood actresses.

The poor Consumers..

Where is the Consumer Right ??

Desi Motor Bike

The creative children designed and made a true desi Motor Bike.

Shocking facts about Water

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Sardarji and the Paki Neighbors

Two Radical Pakistani boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a Sardarji sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, Sardarji kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Paki in the window seat said, 'I need to get up and get a coke.'

'Don't get up,' said the Sardarji, 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you.'

As soon as he left, one of the Paki picked up the Sardarji's shoe and spat in it. When the Sardarji returned with the coke, the other Paki said, 'That looks good, I'd really like one, too.'

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Incredible India

A Road in Himanchal Pradesh

Do you have a Boyfriend?

A girl's phone rings with unknown number..

He: Do you have a boyfriend?

She: Yes! who are you?

He: Tera Bhai..ruk kamini ghar aata hoon teri dhulai karne!
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Another unknown call:

He: Do you have a boyfriend?

She: Oh no no! who are you?

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Who controls who?

Emergency Wisdom

The boss who was on the 25th floor of the building called up one of his sardar clerk on the ground floor for an important file. Since it was rather urgent

The boss told the clerk it was an emergency and that he should hurry with the file.

After more than 30 minutes the clerk appears all tired and panting for breath.

The Boss asks him why he was panting and what caused the huge delay.

The clerk replies,'Boss when I went to the lift it said 'During an emergency please use the staircase'

The Great Laughter

A scene at a Laughing Club in India.

Sing is the real King

Why Punjabis do well in any field.....

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.

5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Mr. Singh.

Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.

2000 people leave the room.

Mr. Singh says to himself,'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'

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